5 - The Lost World - Jurassic Park (Speilburg, 1997)
I should start with this - The first film in the series was one of the reasons I got into filmmaking. It's one of the reasons I love watching films, and it's one of the reasons why I keep doing what I do. It's wonderful.
So. Sequel. Of all the debated follow-ups in history, this ranks up there with one of the most, well, hated! Within the groups of people I talk film with, whenever this films arises it is greeted with grunts and snorts of derision. Why? "The plot is paper thin" and "The characters are nothing like the first film" being chief.
Well, I respond with - PLOT! It's not really that bad. The new island is a "nature reserve", purely for scientific study. It does make sense, scientists in any reality have curious minds and turning up the chance to study an ancient ecosystem? No brainer
CHARACTERS - Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. He makes it - and the reason he has changed so much from the first one is, well, after coming NEAR FUCKING DEATH (!!!) his character (Ian Malcolm) grew up. It certainly makes a lot of sense.
Plus it has a T-Rex tearing shit up in a city. Problem, internet?
4 - Alien 3 (Fincher, 1992)
Again, another disclaimer here - I love this series. I'll happily call Alien the best horror film of all time, maybe even worthy of being sealed in a time capsule and preserved for eternity. James Camerons sequel, Aliens turned the horror tropes into action, with a great action film with horror elements (Note, not a horror. Bloody good though). Now, roll around to a new decade, and an idea. Ripley (portrayed by Sigourney Weaver), drifting through space again winds up on a prison planet, with a new threat and a new, animalistic Alien formed from man's best friend.
It's worth noting, before I dive in that this film was shot as a rather strange experiment - There was not scripted dialogue. Ad lib was the order of the day, and the film certainly had some issues for it.
However, the actual story associated is not that bad. Ripley has to not only save those around her, but also stop the Weyland Yutani corporation taking the Queen gestating inside of her. Ultimately, (SPOILER) she gives her own life to achieve this, bringing a total and utter conclusion to the series.
What I'm saying is that this one isn't that bad, save your hate for Alien Resurrection. Which is, to quote Kirk Lazarus playing Lincoln Osiris, "Full retard". The plot isn't that bad, the acting is quite solid and the buildup is pretty good. Some aged CG aside, it is certainly worth a watch.
3 - Cloverfield (Reeves, 2008)
You know what? To hell with The Blair Witch Project, Matt Reeve's Cloverfield deserves the king title for POV home-camera style horror. Sure, the monster is revealed in its entirety a little too soon (and I'm not debating that) but the ride, dear god THE RIDE! I compare it to a good roller coaster. The up bits are there, there's a loop-de-loop and of course a big drop at the end
It's certainly a great comment on a post 9/11 world too in my opinion, and how we have been forced to view this "enemy by terrorism". A giant, destructive organism that, simply put, cannot be stopped because, well, as V for Vendetta taught us, ideas are bulletproof. This film is so incredibly worthy of analysis, and debate of what the monster is an analogy for.
So the next person to whine about "shaky camera" bollocks gets a smack.
So the next person to whine about "shaky camera" bollocks gets a smack.
2 - Let me in (Reeves, 2010)
Oh, Mr Reeves, my heart aches for you. Just like Cloverfield, his remake of Let the right one in split critics down the middle. While it catches the macabre and romantic story, the reshuffling of certain events and the opening scene flashback annoyed fans of the original.
I hate to be that guy, but come on, a remake is NOT going to be the same as the original.
Chloe Grace Moretz certainly carries the acting portion of the film, running circles around Kodi Smit-McPhee but, at the same time, he's not terrible. Just out of his depth a little, it all. It's wonderfully romantic, brutal and worthy of being watched and not slammed without second though (or first viewing).
Plus, lets be honest, the alternative is sparkling fairy-vampires.
1 - Burn after reading (Coen & Coen, 2008)
Ah, a victim of overhype - Burn after Reading was set to be the big film of 2008. It was supposed to sweep the critics, gain love and show a darker side of the Coen brothers that hadn't been seen in some time. Instead, as a result of expecting WAAAYYY too much of the film, it hit with a mixed reaction, questionable taste and some weird box office receipts, it's faded in obscurity. Sort of.
Funnily enough, it's really not all that bad - It's got a wicked sense of humour (A fabulous stab at the American ideal of "Policing the world" and questioning the intelligence of the Bush administration/CIA), a great cast (Malkovich, Swinton, Clooney, Pitt) a good script, good direction, good, well, everything, just massively over-hyped in the build up to its cinematic release. There's a thousand great quotes, a handful of great scenes and some terrific performances.
Oh, and Brad Pitt gets his head blown off. Score.
In short - Take everything with a pinch of salt. Ratings are done by critics, which is effectively an opinion and no two people have identical opinions.
I urge you, watch it with an open, clear mind when you take it on for the fist time.
All the best
All the best